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Drinks now.
But where?
I don't care.
You name it. I'll be there.
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Zero My Hero
02:38
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You might look at him and think that he's just another dog
But if that's what you're thinking well then you're kind of wrong
Cus late at night when you think he's asleep
He's out keeping us safe from all the villains and creeps
And if you listen close you might hear somebody say
That's Zero my hero
Just look at him go
That's Zero my hero
And he is my super hero dog
He's got ultrasonic hearing and laser shooting eyes
He runs faster than a bullet and he jumps really high
He keeps his eyes open for any trouble
If he he hears a distress cry he's there on the double
If you ever need help you just gotta call out his name
The NKY has never seen a hero like this one before
So all you villains look out, he's here to settle the score
Cus' for far too long we've been held under siege
But evil mad men and robots and monsters that come from the sea
And we've got a hope now, that's hope name just happens to be...
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Poopin at work
I'm getting paid for poopin
I don't have to take my 15 minute break
Cus you have to let me go
I don't poop for free.
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Water It Down
02:04
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Water it down for mass consumption
Cus we've got a lot of ears we need to make bleed
You can dress it up any way you want to
We're always gonna see right through you
I guess it doesn't matter anyway
You'll still manage to ruin my day
Who need their hearing anyway?
And the reason that you're still hungry for so much
Is cus' it's not so much nourishment as it is a bore
It's High Fructose Corn Syrup for your ears
You'll drink anything you hear
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Leggings Are Pants
01:20
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I've never been one for high fashion
I just learn as I go
Yeah but lately I've seen trendy girls matching
The most peculiar clothes
And leggings are pants
Just put on an extra long shirt because leggings are pants
You've got no problem when those hot trendy bitches wanna' show off their assets to you
But your problem is the same one as always that fat girls want to be trendy too
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6. |
Just Not Dumb Enough
02:39
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I just don't understand the appeal of TV
That's not even close to reality
These movies about heroes in their underwear
And sparkling vampires. Why am I supposed to care?
I can't believe that anyone would wanna be in a stupid punk band
They don't make any money
Guess I'll never understand
I guess I'm just not dumb enough
Now why would anyone stay out so late
Just to buy a stupid fucking video game,
Stay up late on the internet,
Or watching grown men kick balls into a net?
I can't believe that anyone would get so worked up over a team
They make too much money
And you're not even on the team
I guess I'm just not dumb enough. No.
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7. |
Months From October
02:34
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You get my hopes up in February
I place a burden on you that's hard to carry
And now the summer is winding down
Looks like another winter of wearing a frown
But still you've always got me counting
You've got me counting down the days
Who needs these months from October
From October to April anyway?
You can break my heart when the leaves fall
But in the spring I'm ready again
Who needs these months from October
When I'm waiting for you to win?
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8. |
Don't Tell Tehl
01:41
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There was this guy who came to my pub
Seemed like a good guy, but now he kind of sucks
He falls in love with every fucking girl
That he ever meets
Don't tell Tehl
Don't you even think about it
Don't you fucking dare
And now this guy he won't leave me alone
He comes around my house he calls me on the phone
God damn this guy,
He tried to have sex with Joe Powell
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I don't get in fights. I just give high fives. Even though you just called me a faggot
I don't go out every night. I just stay in with the wife
I'm not as think as you punk I am
We're just playing to get drunk again
I'm not as think as you punk I am
Don't need to try to be as hard as a I can
I'm not a dissidant. Voted for president. Even though he came from a major party.
I won't abuse your tab but I'll call you a cab
I'm happy with my job. I've never been fired.
Don't brag about my band or how punk I am
Cus' I'm not 14 years old
And when I'm at the bar I don't steal PBR
I'm just here to watch the game
Butt flags and back patches
They don't make you punk
Stitch em' up for hours
I don't give a fuck
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I can't sleep cus' your all I see
I got you in my dreams, you mean so much to me
I'm all alone
So I pick up the phone
And dial the number that'll bring ya' to me
Pizza you know that I love you
Pizza you're everything that I need
Pizza I wish I could have you all the time
Anyone can see that you're the one for me
I want you covered in cheese and maybe pepperoni
Don't care if you're late
Cus' you're always so great
Can't wait to take you in my mouth
I don't want no burritos
They make me feel so alone
Jimmy Buffett can have his cheeseburgers
Yeah, cus' pizza I am yours
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